How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag!!

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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How did Moses make his tea in the morning?

Hebrewed it.

What's the worst kind of tea?

Emptea!

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Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...