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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.