How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!

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What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

How does Moses get his tea ready?

Hebrews

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...