How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

How Moses makes his tea?

Hebrews it.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

Bilbo Jokes More Bilbo Jokes

What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.