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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do you call tea made by a stoned marsupial?

High koala tea

What kind of tea do the crime investigation team drink?

A "casual tea"

Bilbo Jokes More Bilbo Jokes

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.