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How does Bilbo take his tea?

Bag-in

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window.

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What is a politician's favorite kind of tea?

Infideli-tea.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

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What do you call a pompous Hobbit?

Bilbo Braggins

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.