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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.