What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

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What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why does internet explorer ask so many questions?

Because it's insecure. It has trust issues.

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What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you get when you cross reddit and a weekend?

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