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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

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How's life?

She asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

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What does a suicidal teenager do on the weekends?

Hang at home.

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.