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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

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What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad?

You ask them to hold the door for you.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.