Neckbeard Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

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What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland

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How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

What do you get from a drunk chicken?

Scotch eggs!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

What's the difference between awkward and awful?

Awkward is finding your mom on Tinder, awful is matching with her

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Why didn't the Asian man cry when his wife died?

Because he just couldn't bereave it.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented Hispanic attacks

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B