Neckbeard Jokes

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

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FeDora

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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What do you get from a drunk chicken?

Scotch eggs!

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What did the pirate say?

Ayy ayy cap'n

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

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How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

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Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him moody.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.

What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead