Neckbeard Jokes

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Good Day Jokes More Good Day Jokes

Who was the most active of the Chinese khanes?

Ginseng khan I am in a silly mood. Have a good day

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Neckbeard Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

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What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

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