Neckbeard Jokes

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

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What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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They keep the tips.

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You only get paid in tips.

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They go to Y'arrgggghhh sales.

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What does a neckbeard tip his fedora to in Soviet Russia?

M'otherland