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Neckbeard Jokes

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What happens when a neckbeard takes drugs?

They start tipping balls.

How does a neckbeard make a scotch egg?

He has to Breddit

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

What did the neckbeard say when he looked in the mirror?

M'self

What does your mother and a neckbeard have in common?

They both love Ten D's

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Whats a Neckbeard's favorite city in Spain?

M'drid

What is Reddit's favorite pirate?

Neckbeard

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

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Love Card

What do you call a dating app for neckbeards?

Tipper.

Who's a modern pirate for the 21st century?

Neckbeard!

What did the neckbeard say to the mosquito?

M'laria

What's a Neckbeards' favourite colour?

M'genta

What did the guy with a neckbeard say when he had to mail something twice?

REPOST!

Why don't neckbeards hit on people with heart conditions?

Because people with heart conditions take beta-blockers.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend?

M'laundry.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

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What do you get from a drunk chicken?

Scotch eggs!

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He has to Breddit

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A puppy.

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What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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He got crped out.

Why did the programmer quit his job?

Because he didn't get arrays.

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What's a fedora tippin neckbeard's favorite country?

M'laysia

What's a neckbeard's favorite Asian country?

M'Laysia

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Why did the hearing aid saleman give it up for a life of piracy?

Because he only made a good buccaneer.

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

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