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What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

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She got a Zebra.

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

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They would have discovered Penicil(e)

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Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.