What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

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How is working in I.T. like being a wizard?

You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.

What happens when you mix a snowman and a vampire?

Frostbite

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What did the scientist say when he discovered the lowest possible temperature?

OK

What on Earth did the NASA discover?

Nothing, it was on Mars

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.