How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take.

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!