Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

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Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss