Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

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Which French novelist looked like a scrotum?

Balzac

How does a Range Rover Evoque look after landing on it's roof?

Exactly the same.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

Why were the Ten Commandments so powerful?

Because they were set in stone.