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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What do you call a band of otters!?

Otterpop

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss