What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happened to the Polish National Library?

Someone stole the book.

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

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What band is a cow favorite?

Moody Blues

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

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What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

How is medusa like weed?

She makes people stoned.