What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control?

Someone gets fired.

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

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What do you call a band of otters!?

Otterpop

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call a stoned pig?

Baked Ham