What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

What did the band Weezer say about the nudist beach?

All the mammaries made me want to go back there!

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.