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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What happened to the lost cattle?

Nobody's herd.

What happened when the pig ran into his ex?

There was a porkward silence

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Which band does rockclimbers listen to?

Rolling Stones

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.