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What would happen if The Styx and The Stones got a band together?

It wood rock.

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

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Which band does feminists hate the most?

Cis-tem of a Down

Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

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What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Who's there A gorgon. A gorgon who?

420 gaze it. Geddit. Because then you'd be stoned Okay, sorry I'll leave.