How do you get Pikachu on to a boat?

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Why don't you take Pokemon to the bathroom with you?

Because they might Pikachu!

Why don't you take a shower with a Pokemon?

He might Peek at Chu!

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How do you get heaps of Pikachu on to a bus?

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Why couldn't Pikachu read his book?

Because he was dyslectric.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.