How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What do you call a teacher that's always late?

Mr. Bus (think about it)

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

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What do the Police and Pokmon have in common?

They gotta catch 'Jamal

Why can't you play hide and go seek with a Pokmon?

Because he'll peek-at-chu!