Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.