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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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Scuba Diver Jokes More Scuba Diver Jokes

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!