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How long can 7 ride 8?

Til infinity.

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What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Why is Microsoft going straight to Windows 10?

Because 7.. 8.. 9

Why is the new version called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.