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Why were all the numbers afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

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Why does Ed Miliband like advent calendars?

Because it's his only chance to open the door to Number 10!

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why is there no Windows 9?

Because 7 8 9.