Why does 8 hate 7?

Because 7 8 9

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What happens when you flip an 8 to it's side?

Everything, given enough time

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks?

Because the water is a distraction.

Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus?

Nobody.