How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

String Jokes More String Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.