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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How often do you floss?

Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why didn't the string get anything for Christmas?

Because he was knotty!

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!