How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the puppeteer meet the President?

He pulled some strings.

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!