How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

String Jokes More String Jokes

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.