How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off?

A 15 yard penalty.

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Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

Elephants never forget.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached

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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!