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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

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Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

It loses its cool.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!