Elephants never forget.
Let's knot.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They might trip on the string.
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
Because 30 is too many!
To stop getting confused as feminists
Tooth-hurty
A year in prison if there's any justice.
When you dump your load in a washer, it doesn't follow you around for a week.
One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
Oh snap!
I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.
With a skynet
Put sheet music in front of him
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
They know their knots.
It's a tie.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
My zipper!
