Let's knot.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
Oh snap!
Ginger snaps.
I said play pope music not pop music.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Bc it was a girl named sally and it pooped itself
Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally
It didn't have any pickups
With a chihuahua pedal.
Head over heels.
Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.
