Let's knot.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
Your wife.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
A full set of teeth
Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth
Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada
Amadeus Vult!
Are you surebert?
Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.
A cottage
Colby Jack's.
Bay leaf get him out if here!
Violins
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
They squealed on each other.
