Elephants never forget.
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Let's knot.
Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.
No strings attached
So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
He pulled some strings.
They might trip on the string.
Stopping it with a shovel!
Because they keep stepping on the string.
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Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."
They we're tied!
It's the only way they can get a string of dates.
No, you're a lyre!
She pulled some strings.
Because he was knotty!
Because it had no character.
He gave her a ring.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
A cello burns longer.
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!
You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!
Shoot before he hits the water.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Because he was knotty.
Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!
He dumped his girlfriend.
He was more of a necrOpheliac anyway.
A. Telling you his real name.
Because they have high double standards.
Jail-birds!
The bird doesn't feel he's home.
