How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

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What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

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What do bees do if they don't want to drive?

Wait at the buzz stop.

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.