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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why do people leave letters at the football ground?

They want to catch the last goal-post!

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How long have you been waiting to use that joke?

He happily says, "Since 2009!"