How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line?

EFISHancy!

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What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neek up on it.

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Whoops wrong sub. Oh wait. This has been done before, hasn't it?

You probably Reddit already.

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.