How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...