What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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Where do you go if you need to weigh a whale?

A whale-weigh station!

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill