What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.

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Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

What is worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Krill Jokes More Krill Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What is a whales favorite pasttime?

Netflix and krill.