Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
Netflix and Krill
Because they hunt whales.
You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.
They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!
To get to the other tide.
We're not sure, its a deep subject....
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.
The other whale didn't humpback.
An orcastra
They're huge blubbermouths.
At a whale weigh station
Netflix and krill.
Free Willy
Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)
A whale-barrow!
Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
On Whale Weigh Scales.
I didn't do it on porpoise.
A whale-weigh station!
Going to kiss your grandmother goodnight and she slips you the tongue.
Whale whale whale, what do we have here
His diet was krill-in him.
An Orcastra
Marry her.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
A whale with a table taped to it.
With their fish fingers.
At the whale weigh station of course.
Whale of fortune!
Because he had flippers!
Queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
You can't keep a good man down!
They both watch whales.
You didn't pop out of a toaster.
Start in England and drive West.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
Bach in the saddle again.
Http://cms.bsu.edu/
Because they can weigh things by eye man.
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
That's the punchline. Comment with the lead up and may the best one win.
On a map!
Thanks for all the sediment.
That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
The Age Of Ultron.
She needed more concentration.
I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!
He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.
ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess
