What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?

They could get chapped lips!

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force