Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.
A long necked toothbrush!
An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.
After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.
To get to the other tide.
When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.