What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is a woman unlike a washing machine?

After you throw a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow you around.

Why do woman out live men?

They don't have wives

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.