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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the 25 year old cross the street?

To catch a charmander.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What's 3 inches long and pleases all women?

A credit card.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Where do they weigh whales?

At the whale weigh station of course.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.