What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

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What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

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Start in England and drive West.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.