Suspend Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

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What's the difference between an ISIS training camp and an elementary school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

Suspender Jokes More Suspender Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Selena Gomez Jokes More Selena Gomez Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

What's the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale?

You can't keep a good man down!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the obese man say about the belt he'd recently purchased?

Top notch.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Britche Jokes More Britche Jokes

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

What did the shoes say to the pants?

What up, britches?