Suspend Jokes

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.

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Why did Darth Vader get suspended from the Police?

He was under investigation for excessive use of Force

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Student Jokes More Student Jokes

How many students does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Why did Snoop Dogg get arrested?

Embezzlement

Trouser Jokes More Trouser Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

What did the suspenders say to the trousers?

What's up, britches?!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?

Nobody is sure but if it opened its mouth to speak you'd listen!

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

How do you know that Santa is a man?

No woman wears the same attire every year.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

What's the difference between the armed forces and Comcast?

Nobody ever says "Thank you for your service" to the latter.