Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
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Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.
One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.
He was already suspended.
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force
He got suspended.
Possesion.
Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.
Darth Vader probably gets high fived
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One's a papal mandate and the other's a paypal man-date.
You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.
Russel
The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Politics
Willing suspension of disbelief.
Friends
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.