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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What does a belt like to do?

Getting Waisted

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between public hair and pubic hair?

Pants.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"