Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

Why was the black man arrested?

Good question.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

What does JCPenny and teenagers have in common?

Pants 50% off

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.