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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Why was the Cookie Monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

What film do you get when you pull your pants down?

Free Willy

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.