Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

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What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

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Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

What makes you really cool?

Getting locked inside a walk-in freezer