Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What has 142 teeths and can hold back the incredible Hulk?

My zipper

How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What would you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why does the Italian pasta maker always get locked out of his house?

Because he has gnocchi

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.