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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline