What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?

A milkshake!

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.