What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

A trampoline doesn't look adorable in a sailor outfit

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What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

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How's the baby?

Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

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Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

What is the difference between a banjo and a trampoline?

You don't have to take your shoes off to jump on a banjo.