Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

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Mustardo!

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What's Michigan's favorite beer?

PbR