Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

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Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

Why did the hipster cross the Brooklyn bridge?

To get home.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!

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Because it was the first Indie film.