Harrison Ford Jokes

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

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What do you call Harrison Ford making a Venn diagram?

Comparrison Ford!

What do you call a Harrison Ford one man show?

A Han Solo performance.

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford?

Because he's Indie!