Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

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What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?

Han So-High

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.