How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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How many retards does it take to change a light bulb?

Well, line up so that I can find out..

How many punks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Punks never changed anything.

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How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

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How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.

How many acrobats does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.