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Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

How hard is it to find cigarettes?

Because my dad has been gone for 13 years looking for them.

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?

An Alley-Gator

What was Arnold Schwarzenegger's answer when asked which historical person he would like to play in a movie?

I'll be Bach.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

What do you call two guys above a window?

Kurt and Rod

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Who earns a living driving their customers away?

A taxi driver

What street in France do reindeer live on?

Rue Dolph

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

What did the Oxen say to his son moving out?

Bison

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did they kick Raggedy Anne out of the toybox?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!