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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland?

The Loch Ness Elephant!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millenium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!

Why can't Ewoks yell and scream in the house?

They have to use their Endor voices.

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!