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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post?

They like it!

Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation check to the orphanage.