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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

They both said they were just going to the store

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

You rarely have to meet their dad.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

He looks at your shoes instead of his

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

A stand up guy

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

The thoooperintendent.

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

What do my dad and Carly Rae Jepsen have in common?

Whats the best part about dating a black girl?

Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

How do you know if an introvert likes you?

What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids?

What do you call the guy who manages my apartment building?

Why are firetrucks red?

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

How do you frighten a Bee?

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

Why are organ donations low?