How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

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Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house?

They don't like rich people in Robin's hood

What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that

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How often do you guys close your internet tabs?

One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

Donation Jokes More Donation Jokes

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

The obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."