How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

What do cows like to line dance to?

Any kind of moosic you like!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

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Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

What do you call sandman when he robs you?

THAT SON OF A BEACH ROBBED ME!

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What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.

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Why are organ donations low?

Because most people have pianos

What's the best nation in the world?

Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.