Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy
His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"
Bob.
With a romantic tock.
An ex-boxer.
If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.
He knows where all the naughty girls live.
Leaded gasoline is pretty cheep!
Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.
2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!
She yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
Donation. What's the best city in the world? Generosity.
