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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What's an author's favorite drink?

Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What's the difference between O and Q?

One had to P.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!