Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

How does Al Gore spell potato?

T-A-T-E-R.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What are a musician's favourite letters?

P and O.

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What's Isis' favorite race?

The 100-meter daesh. Q: What's Isis' favorite punctuation mark? A: The em-daesh. Q: How much cinnamon does the Isis recipe for gingersnaps call for? A: Just a daesh.