Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What has an N, an I, two G's, an E, and an R and can be used to describe people of a certain color?

GINGER.

Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How do you tell if somebody doesn't have a smartphone?

Just wait, they'll tell you.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Who is the coolest guy in the Hospital?

A. The Ultra Sound guy. Q. Who is the second coolest? A. The Hip replacement dude.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

Q: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas A: He could feel his presence!