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Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie?

It was rated R.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Where are you when you're in the U.K. waiting for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible