A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
No idear. What do you call a blind buck with no legs? Still no idear.
He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.
Because they always miss the joke
Tequila Mockingbird. (Yes I know it's horrible :P)
Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.
What is a pirate's favourite letter
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
Arr! It's driving me nuts!
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."