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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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How do you find a girl with no legs?

Follow the slime trail.

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Cross your legs

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

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What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."