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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?

Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs playing in a pile of leaves?

Rustle

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What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and LDS (Latter Day Saints)?

One you take with a sugar cube, the other with a grain of salt

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes

What is a pirate's favourite letter?

He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!