What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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Why are snakes hard to fool?

They have no legs to pull!

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit, thought i'd share it

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

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What is a pirate's favourite letter?

He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

Arr Jokes More Arr Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!