What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

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They have no legs to pull!

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

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It was missing a tire.

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How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"