What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

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Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter.

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What is a pirate's favourite letter

What is a pirate's favourite letter?

He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What are you doing with that thing?

The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."