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Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
C
He doesn't have one. He's illiterate.
Removed
Because he was always below a C
The letter C.
So the dishwasher matches the stove.
It made him wed his plants!
Arrr make tea
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
The pirate responds: "Arr, its been drivin' me nuts."
A Rottweiler in a playground.
Matt
Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!
Boo man! Boo!
Because he had a will, and he haddaway.
Because he's always talking trash.