Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
Ironic
Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)
You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.
Removed
It lifts their spirits.
Paranorman
You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".
It oink-urs a fine.
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
The first one written
He didn't have any body to go with him.
He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.
They don't do liver