Copyright Jokes

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

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What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

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What do you call a joke that is based on a misunderstanding?

Ironic

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Violate Jokes More Violate Jokes

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

Removed

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

It lifts their spirits.

What do you get when you have the ghost of a French Viking?

Paranorman

Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why are Cal Tech and MIT constantly Fighting?

Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

Why did the skeleton go to the movies alone?

He didn't have any body to go with him.

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Liver Jokes More Liver Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Why is OP's dog never satisfied?

They don't do liver