Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...
THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
He had "No body " to go with.
Shady's back*
Because most people have pianos
Tulips on your organ.
With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
She was trying to get ahead!
Just order them without liver.
I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.
What's a pirate's favorite letter? the C!
Ya'll think it's the Arrr but it be the Ceeee
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
Because she didn't know which one came first!
Because MIT blames Cal Tech for stealing their Feynman, and there will never be another man as Fine.
He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.
Coup coup coup
Decompose.
