Copyright Jokes

What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright...

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

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Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What is the ghost of an Australians favourite dessert?

Boo-meringue

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

Fine Jokes More Fine Jokes

What happens if a pig parks illegally?

It oink-urs a fine.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

What's better than two roses on your paino?

Tulips on your organ.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favorite Letter Jokes

What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...?

Arrrrr?" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the "C."

Violate Jokes More Violate Jokes

What happens if you violate Reddit's content policy?

Removed

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Action Jokes More Action Jokes

What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

An inj-oink-tion.

What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in?

A rehearsal

Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes More Pirate Favourite Letter Jokes

What is the pirate's favourite letter?

C

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What is a pirate's favourite letter