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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

How can you tell elephants love to travel?

They are always packing their trunk!

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How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

Whats up?

Me:Onion prices. S:You know what I mean,like What's crackin' M:Nutshells. S:Really Fine.What's poppin M:Corn. *Blocked*

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.