Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now?

I told you it would rain, dear.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

How much do pirates charge for corn?

A Buccaneer

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What has ears but cannot hear?

A field of corn.

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!