Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do pirate farmers charge for their corn?

A buccaneer

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

What do you call a pie who made his own ears?

A pioneer