Why is it never safe to tell a joke about corn?

A corn has ears.

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Where's Finnick?

Odair he is!

How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

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How many /r/ users does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.

Where do dads keep their jokes?

In their dadabase.

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How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

How much did the pirate farmer charge for his corn?

A buck-an-ear!

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What do you call a group of ears?

A heard

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "