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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

How can you tell you are dealing with an extroverted engineer?

He's staring at somebody else's shoes.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

Why aren't there any knock knock jokes about America?

Because Freedom Rings.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What do you hear when Bill Cosby walks into the room?

Zzzzip)

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

What does Optimus Prime say on 4-20?

Autobots, roll up!