When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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Why can't the band Def Leppard make music anymore?

They all lost their hearing

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime