When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Why doesn't anyone tell jokes about Jonestown?

The punchline is too long.

What do you tell a hitchhiker with one leg?

Hop in

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Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

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Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism