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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...

How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch?

Don't worry, they will tell you.

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.

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Why is the moon so bright?

Me: "It's not, it's pretty dim actually." Moon: "I heard that."

What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.

When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter