When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

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Why cant programmers tell the difference between Christmas and Thanksgiving?

Because oct 31 = dec 25

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Because they like being amoosed!

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Whats a Joke with no Punchline?

Life

What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?

Look ma, no hands!

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

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How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus.

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Where does Optimus Prime go for cosmetic repairs?

To the autobotty shop!

What's the square root of Optimus Prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.