Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Who wants to hear a Star Wars Spoiler?

Darth Vader is Luke's dad.

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.