Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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Why are there so many black people in Detroit?

It's because they heard there was no jobs there.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

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Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.