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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What do you call a Republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.