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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What color should I get?

Keep in mind my walls are eggshell and cinnamon.

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.