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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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What did the deaf guy say to the blind guy?

I can't hear you, but I can see your point

What to hear something funny?

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Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

Why did the USA bomb the kebab shop?

Because there was a rumor they were harboring free radicals.