How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.