How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm