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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis (If you don't get it, say it slower.)

Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.