How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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What do STDs and jokes have in common?

They're both easily spread.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

Who do Egyptians pray to when the public transportation breaks down?

Anubis.