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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

Random Dude: [...💘]

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How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber?

Isee cold.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.