How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

Who served as the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.