How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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How did the dog warn its master that a Gorilla was approaching?

He barked g-r-r-r-illa!

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

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Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids?

To get to the other side.

What were the polite Egyptians running away from?

DaRUDE Sandstorm