What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

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Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.