What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What do you get when the Pillsbury dough boys bend over?

Dough-nuts (South Park reference again just spreading it).

Why did the bed spread?

Because it saw the pillow slip.

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How do al-Qaeda like their toast?

Bean-laden

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

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What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.