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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Lady: How do I spread love in this cruel world?

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

What do termites put on their toast?

Door jamb.

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write