What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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What would Ed Sheeran taste like on a piece of toast?

Gingerbread

Why did the plane crash?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!