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What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What do you call mints you can spread through social media?

Memementos

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

Toast Jokes More Toast Jokes

What do you call the outer edge of a piece of bread that has been toasted?

Crusty

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

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How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.