What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

What did Shakespeare name his pet pig?

Hamlet.