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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

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Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

How does Jaden Smith keep getting roles in big movies?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

Shakespeare Jokes More Shakespeare Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Anne Jokes More Anne Jokes

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Hath Jokes More Hath Jokes

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.