What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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What's the definition of a Polygamist?

Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

What do you call a wife that knows where her husband is at all time?

A widow

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Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

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Why Cant Coffee Shops Spell Correctly?

When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.

What did the proctologist ask the restaurant goer?

Can I push your stool in?

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting?

Because he can't aim steadily

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom