What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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What is the punishment for bigamy?

Two wives.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!

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What's the first thing the pope did after resigning?

Asked Jerry Sandusky for his lil black book.

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom