What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

Why do pagans make the best husbands and wives?

Because they'll worship the ground you walk on.

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How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What is one thing you never say to a Muslim?

Share ya laws.

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What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

How do you get a full grown elephant on to the subway?

You take the "S" out of "Sub", and then you take the "F" out of "Way".

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.