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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What's the only thing better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Legs

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How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".

What did the doctor say to the angry midget?

I'm going to ask you to be a little patient.

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What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

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What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.

What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil?

I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B.

Anne Jokes More Anne Jokes

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.