What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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She became salty.

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What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

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Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.