What did Shakespeare say when asked how...

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What did the Gorilla call his first wife?

His prime-mate!

How many fish did it take to consume my wife?

None. There are no fish under my new gazebo

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What are they doing?

Now I wonder the same thing.

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

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What did Wiz Khalifa say when he was asked his opinion on the dress?

Yeah, uh huh, you know what it is.

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

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What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

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Who's there! Anne! Anne who?

Anne apple just fell on my head!

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

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Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.