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What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

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Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

How do you figure out how sensitive a man's balls are?

Test tickles

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What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

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What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!