Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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