Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

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What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Binary stars.

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Because some relationships don't work out.

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How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.

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Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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The posters.

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

Because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

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What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.