Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

What do you do before deploying a tickle into production?

A testicle!

How many tickles does it take to make a japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickcles.

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Where do you touch a woman to give yourself the most pleasure?

The back of her head.

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does the beginning of the German alphabet start with?

Not Z.

How do you start making big bucks?

With a little doe

Test Tickle Jokes More Test Tickle Jokes

How do you tell if your girlfriend's ticklish?

You give her a test tickle.

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Why did the Eagle go to store to buy some Rogaine?

To cover up his bald spot.

Why is the middle east the best place to open a store at the moment?

Because business is booming.

Rib Jokes More Rib Jokes

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!!!