Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

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What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

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How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business?

They ran out of san storage

What do you call a half Mexican half Japanese jedi master?

Obi Juan Shinobi

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

How do you know if a Muslim is laughing online?

He types, "HALOL"

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What is the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her?

You drop it on her twice.

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Why is Barbie's boyfriend afraid of commitment?

He's a chic Ken.

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

Because he always came in another box.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What do you call a factory that only makes good products?

A satisfactory