Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

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The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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Well, that's the edamame.

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What do you call a squid after a car crash..?

Skidward

Who has eight pistols and terrorizes the seas?

Billy the Squid.

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What's a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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Me: Yale Interviewer: Wow! When did you graduate Me: I yust got out in Yuly

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A Chernobel Prize.

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What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.

How do you know the high heel was invented by men?

Who else invents things?

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?

The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.