Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

How many tickles does it take to make a Japanese girl laugh?

Ten Tickles

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

How many tickles does a Japanese school girl want?

Tentickles.

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What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Manufacture Jokes More Manufacture Jokes

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

Goat Jokes More Goat Jokes

What do you call a goat on a small mountain?

A hillbilly

What did the Arab say to his goat?

Jihad Me at hello

Muslim Man Jokes More Muslim Man Jokes

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

Tickle Elmo Jokes More Tickle Elmo Jokes

What does every "Tickle Me Elmo" get before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles

What do they do with Tickle-Me-Elmo's before he leaves the factory?

Give him a couple of test-tickles.

Subscriber Jokes More Subscriber Jokes

How do subscribers of r/jokes like their ribs?

Tickled.

What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What are Muslim men's favorite mathematical equation?

Inequalities

What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..