Tickle Jokes

How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles

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How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles

What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.

What does Professor Xavier say when he wants to be tickled?

Tummy, my X-Men!

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...

What does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me Elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What is the last thing that tickle-me Elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

How many tickles... How many tickles before a squid starts to laugh?

Ten tickles

Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What makes an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

How do Muslims do foreplay?

They tickle the goat on the chin.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What's the last thing each tickle-me-Elmo doll gets before leaving the factory?

Two test tickles

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

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What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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They baguette.

Who's there! Amelia! Amelia who?

Amelia a package last week - did you get it!

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Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

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Who laughs the last?

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Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

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