Tickle the goat under it's chin.
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Being given head.
Foreplay
Heavy petting.
Brace yourself, Linda-Lou
They don't have time.
A half hour of begging.
Amazon Prime.
Putin! Putin!
They tickle the goat on the chin.
Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.
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Give it ten tickles
Tickles...
Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
Haram bea
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I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
Fire in the hole!
Someone is going to lose a trailer.
They pump kin.
You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time
I believe in peace in our time
A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"