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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Why did the Russian man get food poisoning?

Because NE-coli.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.