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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate?

The registration of the car that ran him over!

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.