How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Why did the Crimean run across the Street?

Because he was Russian

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive?

A Toy-Yoda

Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.