How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

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What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.