How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

What does a Russian use to wipe their mouth?

A soviet

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.