How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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How do Russians drive to Alaska?

By bearing straight

What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

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What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.