Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why couldn't Jesus waterski?

Because he never existed.

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why would you take a hammer to bed?

So you could hit the sack.

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

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Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)