Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

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What did the Taliban soldier say to his buddy?

Afgan I pee... Stan he fer me a minute.

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.