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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What kind of music did Jesus hate?

Anything by Judas Priest and Nine Inch Nails.

How do historians know that Joseph wasn't Jesus' dad?

Because when you're a carpenter in the desert you can't get wood.

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Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.