Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

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How long does it take to drive across France?

3 days by panzer

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer?

Because you said it was pound cake!

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What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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Meet me - oh, right..

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Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)