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Why did Jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

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What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Why is fruit so expensive?

I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.

3 Day Jokes More 3 Day Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

Why doesn't Thor of the insect world use a hammer?

He's already got a Thor Axe.

Buddy Jokes More Buddy Jokes

What did the boy say when his dog died?

I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What did Asian Jesus say before he was crucified?

OC) YORO (You only resurrect once)

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it