Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?

It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds no wait - 13 seconds no wait - 14 seconds no wait......

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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How does a baboon make phone calls?

He just monkeys around on the line!

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

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What do Glenn Rhee, Jon Snow, and The Terminator have in common?

They'll be back.

What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!