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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.

What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

What's three times worse than OCD?

OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.