Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

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What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

What do you call it when someone forces you to watch them take their clothes off?

A power strip.

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

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Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Apple Store Jokes More Apple Store Jokes

If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...

Does that make you an iWitness?

Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone?

A lot of crackling on the line!

Jon Snow Jokes More Jon Snow Jokes

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.