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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

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Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

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Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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He got hammered with his buddies.

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

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Why do people never see an Apple store getting robbed?

It doesn't have windows.

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What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know., Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

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Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

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Where's England, Jon?

He proudly answers: - Page 83.