Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

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It doesn't have windows.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

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Why did Jon Snow go to The Apple Store?

For the Watch.

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Why did Jon snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.