How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't Isaac Newton drink wine?

He knew better than to drink and derive.

What kind of operating system do horses use?

None. Horses are not known to use operating systems nor computers for that matter.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

She fell out of the tree.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

(Scream) APPLE!!!

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why can't Vader find a steady relationship?

He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)