March Madness Sale - 25% Off

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Previous Random Joke Next
Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't you do the same?

Dad - "How can I I barely know her!"

Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

When is the month when the most trees fall?

Sep-timber

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What does cats and festival attendees have in common?

They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

France Jokes More France Jokes

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.