How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

When do you know that you are getting old?

When you have babies on purpose

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Who's there! Apple! Apple who?

Apple the door myself!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the Melon King say to the two young melons in love?

They can't-elope.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

France Jokes More France Jokes

What's the best way to get the aristocracy out of France?

A chopper

What do you tell someone from Moscow if he's in a hurry?

Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."