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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday?

I don't know but you'd better hope he likes it!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

How many shags have you had?

He started counting then fell asleep.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

France Jokes More France Jokes

What is the bounciest place in France?

The dordogne.

Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.