How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's the difference between a small child and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does an apple and an apple tree have in common?

They both don't drive tractors.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing?

Because they're crab apples!

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.