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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme... pomme pomme..."

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most socially unacceptable joke you know?

Preferably really dark or 'just plain wrong' jokes.

What's the difference between an Electrician and someone who's high?

The electrician knows where the ground is.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What does a pirate wear if he works at Apple?

IPatch

Why was the iPad sad?

Someone took a bite out of its Apple.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

A shampoodle!

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

What is Hannibal Lecter's favorite Jane Austen quote?

There is no charm equal to tenderness of heart."**

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

France Jokes More France Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.