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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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France Jokes More France Jokes

How do we know that Joan of Arc was French?

She was maid in France!

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Resistance Jokes More Resistance Jokes

Why don't Bill Cosby's Lights Work?

He required that their circuits have no resistance.

Which religion faces the most Resistance?

Hinduism... Om......

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

Path Jokes More Path Jokes

Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.