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Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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How do you get to Oktoberfest?

Follow the lederhosen.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

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Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

Why did Moses part his hair?

To make a path for the Israelice.