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Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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France Jokes More France Jokes

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shade

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why did Blitzkrieg work so well in France?

Because lightning always follows the path of least resistance