Why is their always lightning in France?

Obviously, since lightning takes the path of least resistance.

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France Jokes More France Jokes

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

What do you get when you cross France and Britain?

Canada.

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Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

The resistance of both drop when doped.

Lightning Jokes More Lightning Jokes

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.