Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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Why do you only need one egg in France?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What scratches the window before it explodes?

A baby in a microwave

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Who would rule in a dog world?

The pawlice.

What cake wanted to rule the world?

Attila the Bun.

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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!