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Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!

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France Jokes More France Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Explode Jokes More Explode Jokes

What's the part of a book that's most likely to explode?

The appendix.

What do we call this war?

The World War " "No. There's already been 1 of those" "Uh this is a world war, too" *the streetlights explode*

Rule Jokes More Rule Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why does Pokémon have only one save file per game?

I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)

Napoleon Blownapart Jokes More Napoleon Blownapart Jokes

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!