If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

What's the first rule of contradiction club?

There is no contradiction club