What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What's difference between Abu Dhabi and Dubai?

People in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones But people in Abu Dhabi Do!!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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What did Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant....Dead Ant, Dead Ant, Dead Ant...

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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If I had to guess the religion of Daniel Day Lewis...

I would probably say Methodist.

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!