What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Why did Jon Snow wait in line at the Apple store?

For the watch.

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What are the three steps to put an elephant into the fridge..?

1.Open the fridge 2.Put the elephant in 3.Close the fridge

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What do you call a vampire, that follows the rules?

Draculaw

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!