What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?

People from Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but people from Abu Dhabi do

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Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

What happens when you step on an oily asian?

Better not say. I feel like I'm already treading on a slippery slope.

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What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.

How do you get banned from a subreddit without breaking the rules?

Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?