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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why do you have 0 viewers on Twitch?

Because not even Nightbot is watching you.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

What did the sign say?

Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.