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What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG?

Batman

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What did King Trident say when he stepped in the whale poop?

OH CARP!!!

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store