What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Who ruled France until he exploded?

Napoleon Blownapart!