There is no contradiction club
The pet store
A hippocratic hypocrite.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Kappatalism
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
The pawlice.
Fowl ball
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Watch your step!
William the Corn-cutter!
Napoleon Blownapart!
Toga-ether we can rule the world!
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Draculaw
Norse Korea
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I would probably say Methodist.
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
He didn't have all the 7" he kept talking about.
Is the question.
A harmacist
A mosquito can fly, but a fly can't mosquito.
Spiiting and swallowing.
Removed
He had a *lovely finish*.
The letter M
Waiter: We can dream can't we
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
To catch a charmander.
You poke 'em on.
The Game
Johnny Braavos
