There is no contradiction club
The pet store
A hippocratic hypocrite.
I mean think about it, One for Charmander One for Squirtle and one for your second charmander. (found that but it's against rules to post links lol so I'll just leave that here for a good laugh)
Kappatalism
Post something humorous in. P.S: Is there anyway to ungild myself?
Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.
The pawlice.
Fowl ball
Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up
Grandkids: No children in shopping cart :((Me: Rules are rules.
So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.
Watch your step!
William the Corn-cutter!
Napoleon Blownapart!
You switch sides at half time.
Toga-ether we can rule the world!
Never tell anyone what are you so mad about
Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.
Draculaw
Norse Korea
A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!
I would probably say Methodist.
Hyruleglyphics.
Hyaaaaatt!
Plutocracy
Most weddings happen in June.
He left his head and shoulders on the beach.
The night before a test.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
It's more fun to break wind
EA
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Get off the merry-go-round!
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
Roaming Catholic
Because when they're born they get laid.
If they dropped them they'd break
