Rule Jokes

There is no contradiction club

The pet store

A hippocratic hypocrite.

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

The pawlice.

Watch your step!

William the Corn-cutter!

Napoleon Blownapart!

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

I would probably say Methodist.

Waiter: We can dream can't we

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

Wanton soup. I'll leave now.

Don't Break the Ice

Because they're rated

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Because it's 13:37! I came up with this last night and have been waiting to post it until 1:37pm my time.

Rule Jokes

What's the first rule of contradiction club?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Who would rule in a dog world?

What do the umpires rule it?

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

Who ruled France until he exploded?

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

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