What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What travels down an alley and is full of holes?

Batman's Parents.

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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer?

Poison by Christian Dior!

What do you call a Batman that leaves church early?

A Christian bail

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Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church?

They're insects.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What's the smartest dinosaur?

Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip