What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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What do you call Batman skipping church?

Christian bail.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

What is it called when Batman leaves church early?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.